April 1, 2010 Phew: Channing Tatum’s dong is FINE!
Well I had no idea that Channing Tatum burned his dick trying to keep warm (??) but the SMH is running a story to warm the cockles of the heart (but not the already cooked cock because warmth and burned skin are not a happy combo): Channing says his recently flambèd disco stick is in full working order again!
Well I for one am feeling immense relief and am glad to hear this happy little (no, no, I’m sure it’s adequate Channing) Easter Miracle – just as I was despairing of the state of the world I have a piece of happy news of international significance to focus on.
Tatum had the following to say about his recovery:
“My penis is doing well. I burned it very badly but thankfully there was no scarring and is working well. I’m back on top – literally!”
(I just threw up a little in my mouth. My he’s a manly man isn’t he? Back on top in his natural position of manly authority)
While I’m happy for he and his cock, I did get a little shirty at his vacuous celebrity philosophising:
“I’m happy with my looks and what my parents gave me. I don’t feel like an object because only you can make yourself feel like an object.“
Au contraire mon frère! Perhaps as a dudely man with a large (if slightly toasted) member only you can make you feel like an object, but the testimony of thousands, nay millions of women and girls is that other people have frequently and effectively made them feel like an object even when they themselves don’t consider themselves an object and know they are more than simply an object.
Speaking for myself the first time I was sexually harrassed (at 13 years old, all skinny, shy and clad in baggy overalls) on the street (by a group of bikies) I indeed felt that despite my furious resisitance they made me feel like an object quite effectively.
So I wish you well with your wounded member, but PLEASE shut the fuck up.
Tags: Channing Tatum's "hot dog", Channing Tatum's cock doing fine, happy news for toasted cock, you really should have just put on a jumper
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Fuck Politeness 
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berryblade
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Dude, holy shit =\
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Billie
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I learnt in a communication training session that I attended yesterday for work, that customers can call you a fucking c**t, but it’s only you that attaches meaning to the words. The solution is to replace the offensive words with ‘pumpkin’. It’s amazing how shared meanings that enable us to communicate, are becoming completely subjective ay? Objectified, verbally abused? Ur feelin it rong!
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The Black Cat
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Oh good, so if I were to, say, kick Tatum in the balls, he’d be fine and it’d be no fault of mine because only YOU can make yourself feel as though you’re in pain.
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Jet
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The tags on this post caused me to very nearly spit out my tea. That is all.
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fuckpoliteness
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Haha. Yes, I often forget about tagging posts, but OH the joy it can bring. I could have sat there for hours thinking those up! 🙂 Had to go have another look – SERIOUSLY MAN: would a jumper NOT have been a better move in hindsight?
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kristina
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that’s the thing though, its not just about words…there are actions that are perpetrated each and every day that re-affirm these meaningless words…I can ignore insults as much as the next person..I’m called frigid, feminazi, dyke, etc..those don’t hurt me… it’s the fact that I know WHERE those words come from that makes it painful.
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fuckpoliteness
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Hi Kristina – I think you may have accidentally commented on the wrong thread here? It sounds like it would fit more with another post on me being advised to ‘just not feel objectified’?
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kristina
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I was replying to billie..I should have been more clear on that…I can see she gets the point… I was tired when I replied…LOL!
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fuckpoliteness
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Ha! No, I apologise, I was half asleep reading that this morning – I hadn’t realised that Tatum went on to say ‘only you can make yourself feel like an object’. I had forgotten about that whole section of that post and the responses and thought it was all about his burnt privates!