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Fuck Politeness

This is a revolution, not a public relations movement

I know you know this spam bots, but I feel a need to tell you anyway: I’m not a fucking idiot. When you start a message all caring and sharing, as though you’ve read my post and the issues resonated deeply: I CAN STILL TELL YOU’RE A SPAMBOT!

You know how? Well generally a real person doesn’t start a conversation with ‘Hi, just wanted to let you know I’ve been thinking about this issue, and your post meant a lot to me’ then move with *subtle* segueway skills, the sophisticated nuances of which are only rivalled by say a Kevin Bloody Wilson song, so that in one uber-smooth manouvre you go from ‘Wow, important stuff’ to

“CIALIS gets expensive. I like to buy CIALIS online. CIALIS

CIALIS

CIALIS (Get hard quick – who doesn’t love a boner?)

GET YOUR CIALIS CHEAP”

Generally.

So, you know, a little note to the spambots even as I know I’m essentially talking to myself. I’m not going to wake up one day and be convinced that your porn sales/your cheap viagra pushing/your LOSE WEIGHT QUICK plans/your ‘financial advice’ spams are in fact meaningful commentary on/engegment with my posts.

Just so’s we’re clear.

The end.

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