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This is a revolution, not a public relations movement

This reported in the Sydney Morning Heral under the headline ‘Fears ‘Mata Haris’ trade sex for secrets’.

EUROPEAN Commission officials are being told to beware of the charms of Mata Hari-type interns, accused of trading sex for the innermost EU secrets.

Paranoid Brussels security officials fear that Eurocrats might be susceptible to the “pretty trainee with the long legs and the blonde hair”. Every year hundreds of “stagiares”, or interns, work at the commission’s headquarters. Many are young and female.

Well, INSTANT cause for suspicion eh? Why ELSE would young females want to be in paid employment

“Like any large-scale organisation which deals with sensitive or confidential information, there are always people who endeavour to gain access to this information,” said a commission spokesman. “It could be the pretty trainee with the long legs and the blonde hair.”

A confidential memorandum sent by Stephen Hutchins, the director of security, warned that “the threat of espionage is increasing day by day”.

Yeah…based on what now? I think we need more than your spank fantasies before we start lynching women you can’t stop leering at you fucking toolbag.

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